curious.george.cfohillow finance department
Small team. Unreasonably broad job descriptions.
The team behind hillow.
Meet the specialists behind the design, finances, and aura of our service.
Chief Financial Officer
Curious George
Curious George is our esteemed Chief Financial Officer and an integral part of the company. He recently secured an investment of 2.5 million bananas through highly complex monkey business.
Chief Meowketing Director · Physical Security · Bug Hunter · HR
Garfield
Garfield is currently our highest-paid employee. He receives both bananas and tuna, handles a variety of jobs, and ensures that we maintain a stable working environment.
- Chief Meowketing Director
- All designs, themes, and marketing come from him.
- Physical Security
- Ensures proper physical security for our premises and servers.
- Bug Hunter
- Chases bugs around the premises.
- HR
- Human Handler.
In-house Cybersecurity Expert
Axy
Axy is an invaluable part of keeping the website safe from adversaries and ensuring that services run smoothly. If anything happens, you know who to blame.
Axy is currently an intern, so he does not actually get paid. It’s okay; experience is more valuable after all…
Rest of the Company
The rest of the team
This is the rest of our company. They make the magic happen behind hillow and work tirelessly to bring you the best experience possible.
They’re paid in bananas.